Sunday, June 26, 2011

check your altitude at the door, bro.

Things I have learned from bicycle touring:

-Breaking in a brand new leather saddle is for cowboys, not women with prominent sit bones.
-The map cannot tell you what kind of day you're about to have. Sometimes an easy flat day gets blasted with 30 mph winds. Sometimes a beastly mountain has a beautiful vista that magically makes pain disappear.
-Take the extra water bottle. You will want it.
-Real food is superior to processed power food.
-Do not listen to negative people. They are usually wrong.
-Just ask. They will probably let you.
-Go to bed with the sun. Get up with it, too.
-Sing as much as your lungs will let you.
-Sunscreen.
-If you're grumpy and tired, shut up.
-Baby wipes. Seriously.
-Beer is liquid joy and will, in no way effect your ability to ride the following morning.
-People are good. Give them a chance.
-Strangers are strange for such a brief period of time. You can make that moment shorter.
-Being in a campground every night makes me miss my family desperately.
-Cycling every day is not a means to radical weight loss.

2 comments:

  1. 10,000 feet! You're getting up there into the rarefied air. If you go to Wisonsin, you'll be in the dairy air.
    Terrible joke. Ouch. Hate myself.
    Good list. I live by most of that most of the time. Though I am often asked not to sing.
    And we miss you, too.

    Love and Positive Vibes,

    PapaJ

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  2. Okay, that last pic is kind of freaking me out. It looks like you're on a tiny planet. See if you can spot the Little Prince. Also, definitely a good list. If only I weren't so cynical, bitter and hateful, I might consider it.

    By the way, check those leg muscles out - woo! <- [necessary exclamation point]

    XOXO,

    N-A

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